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  • Ram_C
    02-14 12:46 PM
    Hi ,

    howmany days will it take by USCIS to give decision once after we submit all relevant documents for I140 RFE.

    Center-TEXAS

    Thanks


    usually 1 to 2 weeks (atleast in my case it was 1 week),
    hey, but again never forget that you are dealing with USCIS, they are consistent in being inconsistent.

    good luck and hope you get your I-140 approved soon. :)





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  • kalyan
    06-15 08:49 AM
    Good thing is after 6 months of EAD ,change the jobs. So the new additional income added to your pot can be used to pay INS if there are any annual renewals till you get the GC.

    INS will have atleast 200-300K 485 Applicaitons from Indians and equivalent from chinese, Mexico by July 31'st.

    So INS will have a good beer party with Billions of Dollars and fixed royalty income from renewals from the potbellys of Indians, chinese,mexicans. This is a ballgame in no mans land.

    Some one in INS did a good math to have good money. With these money, if the new bill et al is passed, can be used to build next gen systems.

    Good Luck to everybody including me. I am also in the same race to get GC but i am far distant.





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  • ashkam
    08-01 10:45 AM
    Is A# same as the A# on the Beneficiary field on I-140 approval notice?

    Yes.





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  • saileshdude
    09-15 09:24 PM
    Guys,

    I found some new information and it seems that few people who are still waiting may get some clue if not complete idea. Basically I found that when your PD is current the the IO will initiate the FP, Namecheck, IBIS check again when your AOS is in "Final Approval, Visa Available" state. Some IOs would just refresh the FP they have on file and some request another . But namecheck is something that you have to go through again. So if you get stuck in namecheck again, then that could be the reason for the delay since NC takes forever.



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  • Lord Rahl
    03-06 11:32 PM
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  • johnmcdonald98
    04-07 08:48 PM
    If your processing date is current, if your PD is current, and if you are name check is cleared, they most likely be processing or processed your case.

    If your processing date is current, if your PD is current, but if you are name check is not cleared, and so as per new rule, they will process your case in a month or so.

    If your processing date is current, but if your PD is not current, but if you are name check is cleared, most probably they will pre-adjudicate your case. So the day your PD becomes current, you will get your GC. In this case if your NC is not cleared, you have to wait another month as long as you are above 180days of NC waiting...

    If your processing date is not current, but if your PD is current, I have seen people getting GC, so I believe they must have cleared their NC. But I don't quite understand this scenario...


    this is just my belief from the pattern i have seen so far, correct me!



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  • learning01
    02-19 09:24 PM
    I am yet to read the details. For the benefit of members here can you post an abstract of the link here? Then we can take it from there. Thanks.
    'Comprehensive' Legislation vs. Fundamental Reform: The Limits of Current Immigration Proposals
    By Marc R. Rosenblum
    Migration Policy Institute, MPI Policy Brief No. 13, January 2006
    http://www.migrationpolicy.org/pubs/PolicyBrief13_Jan06_13.pdf





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    05-11 01:44 AM
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  • mzafar125
    02-14 10:53 AM
    I was under the assumption that you cannot file for EAD unless your I-485 application has been filed. How come Amit1234 applied for his EAD, his priority date is Jan 04 EB3. Just curious.

    Thanks!





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  • Appu
    10-05 07:01 PM
    Thanks for the response!

    Once I get the I-140, can I directly apply for the transfer and get the new H1 for 3 years instead of extending the current one first?



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  • saileshdude
    09-08 04:57 PM
    Can anyone tell me an effective way to contact congressman and senators office. I left voicemails to their respective persons handling immigration matters but haven't heard from them. Can anyone tell me if there is a more effective way to contact them?





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    03-29 11:54 AM
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  • kumar26fl
    09-01 06:45 PM
    Hi,

    In anticipation of birth certificate RFE, i have BC affidavits (from parents and relatives) and NAC ready to submit it will be requested. However, my priority date is not current and god knows, when it will be current.....My question is: Is there a validity period for these BC affidavits and NAC documents? It is almost one year since these documents are made ready and I was wondering if these documents lose their validity one year after the signed date on them?

    Please suggest

    Thanks





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  • chanduv23
    12-10 09:58 AM
    TACKLE CHALLENGES, HEAD ON.
    By S. Lavanya Gowri, The City University of New York.
    THE HINDU, MONDAY, DATED 10TH DECEMBER 2007.
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    It is easy to loose hope. It is easy to to quit working hard. But what pleasure do we attain when we do things that are easy? The challange in life lies in tracking those problems encountered EVERY DAY.
    The true power that lies within each mortal (Human being) sees light in pain and agony, in crisis and distress, in lonelyness and restlessness.
    Nobody discovers anything marvellous lying on the couch or the Bed. IT'S HARD WORK THAT MATTERS IN THE END. PATIENCE AND PERSEVERANCE ARE THE GREATEST VIRTUES OF SUCCESS.
    Recollect the movements of your education, career where you had enjoyed those joyous movements of winning a competition or a Project - I bet you felt your ADRENALIN pumping fast and being on cloud NINE. Did that come to you easily ? Nothing comes easily.
    GET UP AND GET INTO THE MAZE OF PROBLEMS TO COME OUT WITH A SOLUTION FOR EACH ONE OF THEM AT A TIME.
    EINSTEIN was some one like us. GANDHI was also one mortal (Human being) like us. IT IS THE SPIRIT OF GOODNESS AND HARDWORK THAT DIFFERENTIATES A MORTAL FROM A "MAHATMA", EVERY DAY FROM BEING "THAT DAY". MAKE EVERY MOVEMENT, A MOVEMENT TO BE CHERISHED FOR HAVING LIVED THROUGH.
    MAKE EVERY DAY A WORTHY DAY OF LIFE. "SELF RECOGNITION AND SELF ANALYSIS" are two tools that can help you succeed in the GREATEST TRIALS YOU FACE.



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  • Ash80
    05-21 03:38 PM
    Hi there.. I need some suggestions from you all. Please help.

    I have applied for a green card thru my husband (we got married in Sep and applied for the green in Dec). Both of us are well qualified and are working. We submitted all the documents that are needed thru my lawyer. My finger print appotinment went fine. USCIS wanted some additional evidence for I 485 which they initially sent to us in Jan and we never received it but we followed it up and got the notice 3 weeks ago. They wanted us to submit recent tax return form (my husband's) which is 2008. For 2009 we are filing together and my husband hasnt received his K1 forms yet (he is self employed - Physical therapist) so we filed for an extension of time for filing which he usually does every year. We submitted last year's tax return (both his and mine), extension form that we submitted to IRS, additionally we submitted my W2, my pay stubs and a letter from my employer about my employment. Last week we received a denial notice for I 485, I 131 and also for travel document. The reason mentioned was we didnt submit the evidence they asked for which is federal tax return form for the most recent tax year. For us its 2008 and for 2009 we submitted the extension form. My lawyer is going to submit a motion to reopen. Any one had similar situation? Please help.

    For I 130 (which is not denied but is placed on hold for additional evidence), they wanted more evidence that we are still married! which came along with the denial notice. We have all the documents that they wanted. Also we are going to have a baby in AUG, so submitting a letted from my clinic too. This should be sent sometime next week.





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  • GCPain1
    09-20 08:36 PM
    I have been arrested on Domestic Violence call by my wife ( of cource false allegations) about month back. Police investigation did not find any evidences and never sent file to DA for filing hence DA never filed charges.
    Now USCIS requesting following

    1) Please submit an arrest record and final court dispositions for each of your arrests. Court dispositions must be in the original and bear the stamp and/r seal of the appropriate court or clerk. If a court disposition or police record is not available, you must provide official or certified evidence from the appropriate law enforcement agency or court confirming the record in unavailable. Please note, these documents must either be the original or certified copy.

    How to get court deposition or evidence that no charge are filed against this arrest?

    I have filed petition for expunging arrest record but that will take a while to conclude.

    Please advice what proof I can send to USCIS that this arrest did not even result in charges in court.

    Thanks



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  • dextro_a
    01-23 09:34 AM
    I worked with them for almost a year and ran like anything.

    They were paying me meager salary even I had a good rate.
    They started GC when I asked, which was good
    There health insurance sucked
    They reduced my salary at the last moment when I gave notice to my last employer. Agreed to give a raise after 6 monhts, never did. When I asked again after 1 year, they wanted to give me 2K raise which was nothing. This was after end client raised the rate by $5/hr
    Owner/sales guy are amway, they'll ask you to go to there meetings. Somehow, i saved myself :)
    When I left, they canceled my health insurance from a month back even when they have deducted premium from my salary.When I threatened to log a case with DOL then they gave the money (which they deducted) back. Still, I had to pay medical expense for that month (fortunetly it was less then the premium)





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  • DSLStart
    06-05 02:38 PM
    You are paroled into US until Dec 05, 2009. But if you want to travel outside US after July 29, you better apply for AP now.

    Hi Friends,

    I am confused with AP expiration date.

    The printed exiration date is :July 29, 2009
    But my latest paroled stamp on AP it is : Dec 05, 2009.

    Which date should i follow to renew my AP?

    thanks
    achu





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  • newbie2020
    04-29 03:14 PM
    I see only USCIS officials and State dept officials in the panel committee...

    Isn't it ironic ....??

    They would put their argument why increasing the visa numbers will not really improve their efficiency in processing like July fiasco

    I am sure we can see the transcripts of this hearing. Not sure if it is going to be on C-span as well.





    memyselfandus
    02-03 08:36 AM
    You can always use your own attorney for advice, not related to employer. I use usavisanow.com. Immigration Law Office of Maritza Diaz, PC. (http://usavisanow.com/) guys. Charges are reasonable and response is quick.

    I have used them for my H1B and green card process.





    avikey
    04-27 05:45 PM
    Hello

    I am on H1 and 3 months back i came to US.After one month i applied for SSN,but still didnt get that.
    when i went to SS office for enquiry 1 week back, they told me that my immigration verification was not done yet. so i had to wait.
    can anyone help me with this.
    how many days will it took to complete the process??
    is there any other way around........
    please answer me ASAP.



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